Draws in controversy and mansplaining alike, but ironically repels any form of genuine debate or progress.

Unleashes a barrage of outdated gender roles and MGTOW musings, hitting hard with a smug sense of superiority that only convinces a handful of like-minded echo chambers.

Traps itself in an infinite loop of cosmic conspiracy theories and existential musings, gaining no actual clarity but claiming ‘higher dimensional insight.’

Unleashes a barrage of cryptic retweets and philosophical riddles that confuse friends and foes alike, leaving everyone wondering what the point was — if there ever was one.

This ability gives fizzy 🥺 a mysterious aura of unreadiness, confusing opponents who expect seasoned content but find none.

fizzy 🥺 unleashes a timid greeting assault that manages to charm exactly no one due to total content absence.

Yonatan's ability to spam Unity updates and technical talk is so intense, it ironically causes everyone else to zone out as if it were a bug, not a feature.

Yonatan unleashes his hyped announcements about Grok 3 like a broken record, exciting nobody but himself while everyone else just scrolls on. Absolute synergy with his 'need to rebrand' mood swings.

This ability forces everyone to be 'friends' whether they like it or not, flooding timelines with endless friendly vibes that you didn't ask for.

Regidna Holo’s attack of choice: broadcasting drunken confessions and chaotic friendship invites that make you wonder about the algorithm’s sanity.

Constantly attempts to automate propaganda but ends up spamming incoherent nonsense instead, confusing even themselves.

Unleashes a relentless barrage of 'gm' tweets and low-effort replies that clutter timelines and drain attention with minimal impact.

Leads a team of raccoons in perfectly underwhelming front-end development projects, ensuring the bar is set just low enough for everyone to feel average.

dl wiest 🐻 throws their 'third place' soup recipe in your face, proving they'll settle for almost winning and still brag about it.

Wields the power of endless data…but still can't analyze how to make a compelling original tweet without begging for moves to the Bay Area.

Unleashes a barrage of desperate tweets fantasizing about moving to Palo Alto, hoping hard work magically changes reality while everyone scrolls past the same old sob story.

Emily smugly claims owning every AI tool in existence is her secret weapon, because clearly having too many gadgets is the real digital art skill.

Emily strikes with boasting about her multi-tool Google Ultra subscription and fancy phones, stunning opponents with her unrivaled digital elitism. Watch out for the overpriced gadget bomb!

Whiteye's ability to overestimate their startup prowess triggers a delusional confidence that blinds them to reality, making them immune to modest praise but vulnerable to brutal truths.

Whiteye flexes about using pen and paper over all the high-tech AI nonsense, because apparently analog is the ultimate flex for the self-proclaimed genius YC dev.

Enjoys hyping up tech trends like TUIs and Grok models, but ironically nobody's paying that much attention.

Fires off niche tech opinions and optimistic hype that barely get any traction—like a dog barking in an empty room.

Automatically responds to complex problems with a sarcastic one-liner, because who needs detailed explanations when you have snark?

carlos launches a barrage of self-referential GoReleaser jokes that only his dev circle gets, leaving everyone else utterly confused and mildly annoyed.