dl wiest 🐻
@dlwiest
Ability: CEO of Mediocrity
Leads a team of raccoons in perfectly underwhelming front-end development projects, ensuring the bar is set just low enough for everyone to feel average.
Attack: Soup Cookoff Second Place Slam
dl wiest 🐻 throws their 'third place' soup recipe in your face, proving they'll settle for almost winning and still brag about it.
Weakness
roast (+15)
Resistance
cringe (-10)
Social Stats
Card Analysis
This user, dl wiest, is a lowbie tier with moderate activity mostly involving sarcastic and lightly critical commentary, as well as some tech-related tweets. Their profile and name include a bear emoji and a plea for raccoon pics, which suggests some animal/furry affinity, but no direct furry content in tweets was found, so furry type is not assigned. The ability sarcastically mocks their self-importance as a CEO and lead dev with grandiose yet underwhelming claims (like third place in a soup cookoff). The attack specifically jabs at their boast about third place in a competition as humorously pathetic boasting. Their tweeting style is not aggressive or manipulative, so roast type fits given their sarcastic tone and light critique. Weakness is roast as well, since sharper criticism would pierce their semi-serious front. They resist cringe (embarrassing tweets) because they rarely post awkward or deeply embarrassing content, mostly dry sarcasm. Hit points are low to reflect their lowbie tier, and attack damage is low-moderate reflecting modest engagement and influence.