Yonatan

Ability: Unity Overload

Yonatan's ability to spam Unity updates and technical talk is so intense, it ironically causes everyone else to zone out as if it were a bug, not a feature.

Attack: Grok and Mock

Yonatan unleashes his hyped announcements about Grok 3 like a broken record, exciting nobody but himself while everyone else just scrolls on. Absolute synergy with his 'need to rebrand' mood swings.

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Card Analysis

Yonatan is a nanobie-tier Unity enthusiast and developer who loves announcing new releases and sharing technical insights with modest engagement. His ability pokes fun at how his detailed Unity talk often bores others (like a bug). His main attack riffs on his repetitive Grok 3 hype tweets that gain minimal traction but clearly excite him. Weakness to cringe comes from his awkward self-promotion and overenthusiasm that might embarrass him. Resistant to psyop because he spreads somewhat technical but straightforward info rather than misleading or manipulative content. His lack of drama, goon, or furry content and modest follower count place him solidly in a modest tier with moderate HP and attack damage.