Whiteye
@aaryantwt
Ability: YC Delusions
Whiteye's ability to overestimate their startup prowess triggers a delusional confidence that blinds them to reality, making them immune to modest praise but vulnerable to brutal truths.
Attack: Pen Paper Flex
Whiteye flexes about using pen and paper over all the high-tech AI nonsense, because apparently analog is the ultimate flex for the self-proclaimed genius YC dev.
Weakness
roast (+12)
Resistance
cringe (-8)
Social Stats
Card Analysis
Whiteye is a lowbie tier user, exhibiting typical startup and developer braggadocio mixed with some sarcastic humor and occasional self-deprecation. Their hit points are on the low end due to modest follower count and engagement. Their ability mocks their YC developer attitude and startup hype obsession. The attack targets their notorious pen-and-paper flex tweet that ironically got a moderate amount of attention, revealing their over-the-top analog pride. They resist cringe (awkwardness) because they don't often post genuinely embarrassing content, but are weak to roast type attacks as sharp humor and criticism cuts through their inflated self-image well. Overall, the roast theme fits their blend of self-aware irony and tech bro persona.