Claims none of their posts are real, so beware: every tweet might be a deliciously sour fabrication that leaves opponents questioning reality.

Unleashes a barrage of sarcastic, self-deprecating tweets and bizarre takes that confuse and roast anyone who tries to take them seriously. The ultimate weapon of awkward honesty and internet weirdness.

Whenever chidu posts about UI designs or prototypes, confuse opponents with vague promises of future optimization that never happens.

chidu unleashes a barrage of low-tier sticker designs and UI card crafts that dazzle no one but themselves, causing mild annoyance rather than real damage.

Claims mastery over everything but can't even organize a day without chaos. Kits' unstoppable claim to do it all is ironically their greatest weakness.

Unleashes a barrage of confused and desperate 'Manifesting a girlfriend' tweets, confusing opponents with endless hope and zero self-awareness. It's as ineffective as their love life.

Nic's relentless self-justification ability boosts endurance but ironically ignores actual genius, making him tireless but predictable.

Nic throws a half-hearted motivational quote while desperately pretending to outwork real talent—it's as inspiring as it is cringe-worthy. Hits with the dull force of pretending hard work equals genius.

Exudes an aura of melancholy and longing, slowing opponents' morale with endless poetic wanderings that accomplish absolutely nothing.

Wields the ultimate multi-fandom chaos by violently slicing through any attempt at fandom unity, leaving confusion and headless debates in the wake. Beware the overdramatic kill shot.

f1shy-dev tirelessly builds AI projects every day but ironically forgets to build a social life, gaining endless stamina but zero chill.

f1shy-dev overwhelms opponents by repeatedly launching barely finished features, leaving bugs and confusion in their wake. It’s like watching a solo dev juggle too many tasks while also bragging about it.

McKenzie Girl constantly shares deep thoughts and vague wisdom that make you think you're missing the point. It inflicts mild confusion and existential dread on opponent's next attack.

Unleashes a barrage of cryptic philosophical musings and obscure art references that leave opponents bewildered and too confused to respond effectively. No damage, just pure mental exhaustion brought by McKenzie's relentless conceptual rambling.

Philosophizes about existence and death but never commits to a conclusion, confusing everyone around.

ラムジーセネカ drops painfully weak burns about geography and mundane life moments, proving your feed is safe from actual heat.

Pretends to be working in secret but loudly broadcasts half-baked thoughts and notes to the public, confusing friends and foes alike.

Slams opponents with a blunt declaration that we’re all living in the dumbest timeline ever, leaving zero room for optimism or nuance. Perfect for killing any vibe.

Poop wah's legendary ability to say they do nothing yet still flood the feed with pointless posts makes opponents question their own productivity.

An attack unleashed when Poop Wah complains about being forced to socialize, dealing awkward vibes and anti-social damage to everyone nearby.

Automatically detects and chases the latest tech clout and buzzwords, yet ironically remains out of touch with genuine human emotion and depth.

verrsane unleashes a brutal roast of 'vibe coding,' accusing it of ruining marriages and mocking shallow tech culture while ironically living that same vibe.

This ability lets Garrett shrug off basic social norms and conventional opinions, but ironically leaves him vulnerable to any direct, no-nonsense confrontation that he can't philosophize away.

Garrett Arpin unleashes a barrage of dense, pseudo-intellectual AI and cognitive science jargon that confuses and bores opponents into submission — or just makes them question why they even showed up.