Automatically creates a problem just to have the satisfaction of pretending to fix it, leaving everyone else stuck in the chaos.

Unleashes a storm of barely relevant retweets and obscure references that confuse and bore opponents into submission. Watch as even his followers lose track of what’s going on!

This ability lets Dr Q. Josef K. Edwards confuse opponents by spouting jargon-laden AI and crypto humor that leaves everyone wondering what just happened, including himself.

Dr Q. Josef K. Edwards lashes out with a barrage of cringe-worthy rants about ruined trips, Karen encounters, and cryptic tech complaints that barely anyone cares about.

Faa can't resist flexing their massive favourite count while pretending to just say hi. Casual 'let's be frens' vibes mask the obsessive tweet-liking machine underneath.

Deals damage based on that one viral 8k word ADHD management thread with an obnoxious high like count. Basically, all the attention they're gonna get, wrapped up in a tweet.

Consumes ridiculous amounts of time designing the perfect solution before doing anything useful, often while complaining about being 'le tired'.

𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕔 𝕃𝕖𝕨𝕚𝕤 blasts you with his obsession over laser engraving everything, proving his big ideas sometimes only materialize as niche customization projects that barely hit the mark.

Displays an extreme calm that ironically sends everyone into a frenzy of boredom and disinterest.

Throws a barely enthusiastic birthday post that somehow generates more replies than likes, confusing all about why anyone cares.

Invisibility mode activates when bored by social media, making jet_black_ninja's account disappear into the void of unread tweets and abandoned learning projects.

jet_black_ninja aggressively retweets edgy memes and viral takes, proving more enthusiasm for sharing than creating original content.

Always 'locked in' on dev mode but ironically never ships polished work; constantly updates but fixates on the next patch while ignoring real social engagement.

Panic! at the Costco unleashes his signature attack mocking his epic meltdown when a manager reviews his week-long feature coding effort — all that intensity for a passive-aggressive internal update!

Automatically retweets and aggregates content so you don't have to think for yourself—because original thought is overrated.

Unleashes a barrage of recycled retweets and fintech buzzwords that bore opponents into submission. Guaranteed to put you to sleep faster than their own code reviews.

This card radiates deep philosophical vibes while doing absolutely nothing productive — it’s existential dread with zero follow-through.

Unleashes an overwhelming flood of cliché romantic musings and 'hot girls care about you' vibes that confuse and bore opponents simultaneously.

Lukas seidel keeps rebooting his brain with endless firmware papers and security talks, but ironically never stops to debug his own social life.

Unleashes lukas seidel's infamous 'u.s. graphics co' meme bashing post, striking with brutally niche nerd humor that confuses normies and bores everyone else.

Hermit ironically claims to be a lone wolf while broadcasting everything from kittens to frisky wife moments, exposing the illusion of his 'hermit' lifestyle.

Unleashes a barrage of memes, awkward flirting, and low-effort takes that barely scratch the surface of originality — the ultimate 'I tried' attack from Hermit.

Burnzzz claims to be escaping the matrix using AI but mostly escapes into vague 'vibes' territory, confusing followers with pseudo-profound stock chatter that’s mostly just noise.

Burnzzz slams enemies with relentless pleas for engagement, attacking with low-effort generic motivational quotes and endless 'You should post more' reminders that annoy everyone equally. Beware the 'Burnzzz' nagging overload!