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SINCLAIR ✈️ vibecamp!
@singularitttt
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 35
Ability: Woke Wanderlust
SINCLAIR ✈️ vibecamp! perpetually drifts aimlessly through existential terrains, believing deep reflection and incessant overthinking can 'end the gender wars' — good luck with that!
Attack: Shortform Overload
25
psyop
SINCLAIR unleashes an endless barrage of 280-character existential crises and cryptic tech insights that confuse even their own followers while pretending it’s deep wisdom.
Weakness
roast
+15
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00192
795 followers
612 following
#192
lowbie
clever username
@insertcleveridk
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 25
Ability: Not Afraid of You!
Bravely declares no fear while reposting the internet's most chaotic hot takes to ensure maximum awkwardness and confusion.
Attack: clever username's Retweet Rampage
20
psyop
Unleashes a barrage of wildly popular yet ironically irrelevant retweets, confusing followers and drowning out any original thought.
Weakness
roast
+15
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00193
56 followers
160 following
#193
nanobie
Joca
@jocadbz
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 30
Ability: Wanna-be Sweeper
Pretends to be a software engineer while actually just running issues and complaining about job assignments. Gains a temporary XP boost when whining about work.
Attack: Joca's Lang Spam
22
cringe
Spams the timeline asking fans to choose a programming language because they can't decide what to script next. Absolutely no progress made, just endless indecision from Joca.
Weakness
roast
+28
Resistance
psyop
-12
Common
Card No. 00194
292 followers
266 following
#194
nanobie
ethan thoma
@EthanBThoma
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 32
Ability: Grad Student Procrastination
Spends hours researching trivial problems while ironically claiming productivity; buffs own confusion by ignoring simpler solutions.
Attack: ethan thoma's Shader Showdown
25
psyop
Unleashes a confusing barrage of programming jargon and incomplete code snippets that leave opponents bewildered and exhausted from trying to follow along.
Weakness
roast
+20
Resistance
psyop
-15
Common
Card No. 00195
645 followers
238 following
#195
lowbie
krish
@krishk317
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 25
Ability: Underwhelming Talent
Krish claims hidden artistic brilliance but consistently posts low-engagement tech memes and complaints, proving talent is probably still dormant.
Attack: Krish's Meme-agement
15
cringe
This attack unleashes a barrage of uninspired memes and tech rants that barely register likes, perfectly reflecting krish's struggle for virality and relevance.
Weakness
roast
+20
Resistance
cringe
-10
Common
Card No. 00196
141 followers
502 following
#196
nanobie
Aarav (chA/acc)
@aaravkataria_
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 35
Ability: Engagement Predictor Glitch
Automatically predicts tweet engagement but ironically its own tweets struggle to get traction, leaving it guessing forever.
Attack: Aarav's Retweet Relay
25
cringe
Spams retweets of other small accounts to pretend influence, but really just echoes the same tired content over and over. Couldn't build a following if his life depended on it.
Weakness
roast
+30
Resistance
cringe
-20
Common
Card No. 00197
195 followers
622 following
#197
nanobie
stonechat
@thestonechat
tpotmon.com
ULTRABIE
HP 140
Ability: Bug Roulette
Every time stonechat tries to fix a problem, new issues spawn unpredictably, forcing everyone to spin the Wheel of Misfortune before proceeding.
Attack: Lock-In Logic
75
roast
stonechat confidently claims mastery over any skill in six months, dealing damage with delusions of grandeur and self-assured arrogance.
Weakness
drama
+50
Resistance
roast
-40
Legendary
Card No. 00198
3352 followers
279 following
#198
ultrabie
!Solo_Dev
@BoredSoloDev
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 100
Ability: Breaking Shit Since Forever
Automatically causes minor chaos whenever something is too stable or boring, because this account just can't resist messing things up after a decade of experience.
Attack: Solo_Dev's Meme Overload
50
psyop
Bombards opponents with endless layers of niche, obscure, and deadpan memes that only tech insiders pretend to get, leaving everyone else confused and annoyed.
Weakness
roast
+40
Resistance
psyop
-30
Uncommon
Card No. 00199
1245 followers
499 following
#199
highbie
Ask About My Dining Room Tables
@agamemnus_dev
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 110
Ability: Table Talk Overload
Every time you try to discuss anything serious, this card interrupts with irrelevant dining room table references and Impossible Burger bragging rights.
Attack: Replyguy Roast
50
roast
Uses relentless reply guy energy to flood timelines with unsolicited opinions, making 'Ask About My Dining Room Tables replyguy/acc, PhD' an unavoidable annoyance.
Weakness
drama
+40
Resistance
roast
-30
Uncommon
Card No. 00200
1102 followers
456 following
#200
highbie
Surfacelevel
@SURFAC3LEVEL
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 25
Ability: Sourdough Supremacy
Surfacelevel insists that all problems can be solved with a perfect sourdough starter, even when your foes prefer gluten-free strategies.
Attack: Surfacelevel Roast
15
psyop
Unleashes a barrage of pretentious theological musings and self-serious reflections that confuse and bore enemies into submission. Because nothing says attack like a wall of intellectual gibberish.
Weakness
roast
+10
Resistance
psyop
-5
Common
Card No. 00201
174 followers
94 following
#201
nanobie
Timothy Sturm
@Oxymoron290
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 20
Ability: Inescapable Retweeter
Automatically shares other people's hot takes with zero original commentary, forever trapped in retweet limbo.
Attack: Timothy's Echo Chamber
20
psyop
Slams opponents with an unending barrage of retweets and reposts, proving that originality is overrated in Timothy Sturm's world.
Weakness
roast
+15
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00202
151 followers
628 following
#202
nanobie
loveofdoing
@loveofdoing
tpotmon.com
ULTRABIE
HP 140
Ability: Philosophical Overthinker
loveofdoing contemplates every move so deeply you can't help but get lost in their labyrinth of thoughts, effectively stalling your combat strategy.
Attack: Vibe Camp Overwhelm
65
psyop
loveofdoing unleashes a barrage of obscure references and in-group jargon from their endless Vibecamp livestream tweets, confusing and exhausting opponents with endless niche content.
Weakness
roast
+65
Resistance
psyop
-50
Rare
Card No. 00203
4806 followers
1150 following
#203
ultrabie
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