Automatically posts cryptic memes with vague captions, leaving everyone to pretend they understand the deep intellectual humor they don't.

Utilizes tweets full of obscure financial jargon and quantum physics threats that confuse and bore opponents into submission, much like CL's baffling feed.

Automatically attracts drama and chaos wherever it goes, despite claiming to be a professional. Causes confusion by mixing self-deprecation with bragging about coding skills.

kache unleashes a relentless barrage of viral memes about getting fired, losing money, and general life mishaps — all with a sarcastic grin that somehow rakes in thousands of likes.

Summons an aura of techno-mystic confusion that convinces everyone it's about the 'worship of beauty' while actually just trolling with vague profundity and niche AI jargon.

Kristof unleashes a barrage of cryptic techno-spiritual buzzwords and lofty philosophical musings that confuse and bore opponents into submission.

ily relentlessly automates everything, claiming humans should never write code again, but ironically can’t resist tweeting about it all day.

ily unleashes a brutal critique on regex, declaring it's LLM slave work, devastating anyone still stuck writing regex by hand.

Automatically reroutes all incoming attacks to a cryptic terminal command nobody understands, leaving opponents confused and powerless.

snowcrash unleashes a brutal barrage of arcane programming jargon and cryptic code snippets that confuse and overwhelm foes. Unfortunately nobody outside the '94 hacker scene gets this level of geekdom.