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peachey 𔐓@peach2k2tpotmon.comULTRABIEHP 130Ability: Lunatic Loop
This deranged gamedev continuously spirals into lunacy, causing glitches in sanity and making opponents question if they've entered a bugged simulation.
Attack: Peachey's Meme Overload65cringe
Unleashes an overwhelming barrage of low-effort shitposts and sardonic memes, crashing your patience and leaving you begging for a patch.
Weaknessroast+50Resistancepsyop-40RareCard No. 002163385 followers997 following
#216
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MEGABIE HP 185 vittorio Martian Meltdown
Suffers existential dread from living on Mars while obsessively rageposting about humanity's downfall. Automatically triggers a wave of self-pitying gloom that ironically makes opponents question why they even engage.
Vittorio's Virtue Signal 110
Unleashes a brutally sincere rant on social decay, fitness elitism, and societal collapse — as if yelling into the void will fix anything.
+90 -75 #217
#217
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MEGABIE HP 180 Keith Certified Keyboard Traveler
Keith's ability to announce every minor travel mishap from lost flights to pillow shortages means opponents get overwhelmed by unsolicited travel drama, clogging their focus with unnecessary details and memes about anxiety.
Keith's Squirrel Stare 95
Unleashes a bewildering photo attack featuring Keith's intense fixation on a squirrel, confusing enemies with his genuine fascination and turning serious battles into awkward wildlife watching sessions.
+120 -80 #218
#218
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giyu_codes@giyu_codestpotmon.comULTRABIEHP 130Ability: SaaS Slayer
Automatically deletes any overly hyped B2B SaaS pitch with a single sarcastic remark, leaving the room painfully silent.
Attack: giyu_codes' Code Burn65roast
Unleashes scathing critiques on inefficiencies and grifters in the tech space, roasting pretenders while flexing hard-coded mastery.
Weaknessdrama+55Resistanceroast-70RareCard No. 002194815 followers968 following
#219
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sky@skydotcstpotmon.comULTRABIEHP 130Ability: Hierarchical Overlord
Sky's tweets are like a nested Russian doll: endlessly complex, mostly unintelligible, and somehow proudly hierarchical without any real relational value. Enjoy getting lost in the recursion!
Attack: Lambda Lagger65psyop
Sky unleashes an onslaught of obscure programming references and database hierarchy jokes that only half their followers pretend to get. Sky sure knows how to bore the masses while pretending to be edgy.
Weaknessroast+70Resistancepsyop-50RareCard No. 002206763 followers712 following
#220
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minami@minamisatokuntpotmon.comULTRABIEHP 135Ability: The Infinite Monologue
minami's ability to attract lengthy, unwanted conversations means she loses precious productivity points, ironically making her a beacon for time-wasters everywhere.
Attack: minami's Rant-o-Matic65drama
Unleashes a brutal tirade against relatives and annoying strangers alike, dealing low damage but showing off max irritation levels.
Weaknessgoon+70Resistancepsyop-60LegendaryCard No. 002219890 followers308 following
#221
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MEGABIE HP 200 @sage Aesthetic Overload
Overwhelms opponents with a flood of highbrow spiritual insights and cryptic black market wisdom, leaving them baffled and spiritually fatigued.
Sage's Sermon Slam 110
@sage unleashes a relentless barrage of intense, life-or-death spiritual lectures and apocalyptic truths that crush any hope of simple internet fun.
+90 -70 #222
#222
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kyon@0xKyontpotmon.comULTRABIEHP 130Ability: Ultimate Nerd Flex
Automatically triggers a sarcastic commentary on any simple or unoriginal tech idea, exposing the futility of basic coding efforts with supreme arrogance.
Attack: Kyon's Commit Roast65roast
Slams enemies with brutal stats on laziness by highlighting how 'Yacine made 20 commits in 1 year,' roasting weak work ethics in the tech world.
Weaknessdrama+70Resistancepsyop-60RareCard No. 002238335 followers1224 following
#223
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MEGABIE HP 185 trish Code Whisperer
Turns complex backend code into cryptic poetry, confusing teammates and impressing no one except the compiler.
The Trish-Compile 105
Unleashes a barrage of micro-optimized backend rants and cryptic developer humor that bores opponents into submission. DisplayName can make even the simplest bug sound like a masterpiece.
+90 -80 #224
#224
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MEGABIE HP 180 giatt Printer's Déjà Vu
Each time giatt attempts to lock in on a new venture, relapse into the same old hedonistic loop forces a reset of their focus and motivation, wasting precious turns.
Bro's Bank Account Blunder 110
giatt's signature attack where reckless tweets about relationships and money explode into massive online uproar and inevitable personal cringe, leaving everyone wondering why they even tried.
+110 -130 #225
#225
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MEGABIE HP 180 ronin Silent Dev Roar
Unleashes a torrent of cryptic developer tweets and obscure tech jargon to confuse opponents, but ironically complains about private RTs like a social recluse.
Ronin's Meme Glitch 95
Throws out his highest liked meme-like tweet featuring a hilariously deadpan tech image captioned with no context, leaving enemies bewildered and unimpressed by his ironically viral 'hits'.
+110 -90 #226
#226
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MEGABIE HP 180 Melkey Code Whisperer
Melkey silently fixes bugs and crashes your hopes of a quick tutorial while pretending to be your tech savior.
Melkey's Meme Debug 95
Melkey launches an attack with his viral 'Me and Claude trying to create a billion dollar app' meme, crushing opponents with his overhyped tech cosplay and gaudy dev flexes.
+90 -110 #227
#227
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