Believes his bloodline will touch the stars while barely managing the earth; inspires false hope in himself and others.

Itami's legendary power outages leave opponents confused and powerless, desperately relying on candles and frozen beef for warmth and sustenance.

Automatically assumes every tweet is a meme, even when it’s just whining about rain or mailmen. Because nothing says viral like endless cat emoji commentary.

Attacks with relentless mailman stalking updates and passive-aggressive rain complaints. Watch out, your notifications will drown in feline angst and weather woes, courtesy of iyasu.

Instills sweetness and charm but ironically confuses allies and enemies alike with contradictory vibes of caring yet unhinged tweets.

Cisco unleashes an onslaught of repetitive 'Arise, my goofy goobers!' tweets that charm absolutely no one but somehow gather a cult following of awkward admirers.

Automatically dodges direct engagement by retreating into professional lurker mode, making any interaction a one-sided monologue.

lialia 💉 throws shady retweets and cryptic jabs, dragging enemies into a chaotic web of schizoposting confusion. A painfully obvious attempt at internet menace that mostly just confuses bystanders.

Sees deeply into every morning doodle but somehow still misses the mark on gaining real followers or traction. The vision is there, but the execution isn’t.

Unleashes an overwhelming wave of uninspired 'da mornin dood' posts that flood your feed with repetitive, barely noticed sketches. Guneal’s signature move to bore foes into submission.

BrainForge compulsively chases knowledge and wisdom yet ironically ends up wasting tokens on crashing AI, forever stuck in an endless quest for flawless insight that never comes.

BrainForge unleashes a barrage of low-impact moots and retweets that try to sound wise but mostly just contribute to digital noise, draining opponents' patience and attention.

Automatically expects AI and robots to do all the thinking and work, while the user sips coffee and scrolls Twitter.

Piyush fires off his signature attack by tweeting about building AI and robots to do his job, but ironically forgets to actually do any work himself.

Automatically retries failed code builds, because admitting defeat is for quitters. Keeps wasting CPU cycles and your patience.

(infinite-jes) relentlessly complains about qmake like it's personally sabotaging their life, hitting you with endless build drama and code rage.

Automatically repeats your favorite tech dad jokes and humblebrags until everyone regrets following you.

Unleashes a bafflingly niche complaint about software updates or obscure coding woes that only Tolly’s 600 devoted followers pretend to understand.

Automatically pretends full control of the code while secretly still debugging the basics—because who needs clean architecture when you have vibes?

robot tries to 'vibe code' but ends up kicking out entire rendering layers and reverting to cubes—breaking more than just trust.

Wanders endlessly through mystical truths but can't resist begging for follows and memberships like a true spiritual hustler.

Ƶ bombards enemies with self-promotion disguised as mystical wisdom, forcing them to subscribe, join, and endure endless invites to his patronage cult.

Asutosh tries to rebel against the mainstream but ends up confused and lost, barely making a dent in the Linux and tech world.

Asutosh's attempts at coding wisdom come across as a beginner's futile struggle, charmingly ineffective yet proudly posted nonetheless.