Timothy Sturm
@Oxymoron290
Ability: Inescapable Retweeter
Automatically shares other people's hot takes with zero original commentary, forever trapped in retweet limbo.
Attack: Timothy's Echo Chamber
Slams opponents with an unending barrage of retweets and reposts, proving that originality is overrated in Timothy Sturm's world.
Weakness
roast (+15)
Resistance
psyop (-10)
Social Stats
Card Analysis
Timothy Sturm has very low personal engagement, mostly retweeting content including a viral political take. His own tweeting is minimal and unoriginal, mostly sharing Tesla updates and some personal milestones, with low follower count (151) and nanobie tier indicating a beginner or low influence account. This inspired the 'Inescapable Retweeter' ability with a sarcastic jab at his unoriginal posting style. The attack mocks his echoing of others rather than creating original content. His resistance to psyop fits his somewhat technical cloud architect profile and consistent reposting of tech/political news, while his weakness to roast reflects vulnerability to criticism for lack of originality. Hit points are assigned low due to nanobie tier and low engagement.