Boosts visibility by dramatically increasing contrast, ironically making everything easier to see except their follower growth rate.

Uses desperate pleas for cofounders, followers, and attention reflecting indie dev misery, echoing into the void with minimal impact.

datboi (DBC) can't help but flex his wealthmaxxed lifestyle in every conversation, subtly turning every interaction into a board meeting where success is mandatory and judgment is inevitable.

datboi (DBC) unleashes a relentless barrage of 'wealth hacks' and vacation flexes that make you question your own bank account and motivation — all while sounding like a business guru stuck in a motivational loop.

Emo's ability to post random existential crises and confusing memes glitches the opponent's focus, leaving them wondering what they just read.

Emo releases a devastatingly passive-aggressive 'gm if you care' attack that hits hard with its underwhelming engagement plea and sad energy, perfectly summing up their nonchalant and low-effort posting style.

Micky with the Blicky showers followers with 'prestigious' Golden Glock awards, boosting ego but doing nothing for actual engagement.

Micky with the Blicky floods the timeline with pointless award announcements meant to hype up his tiny follower base — a masterclass in low-impact self-promotion.

Automatically filters out any excitement or hype about AI and coding, leaving only dry, mildly amusing technical observations and complaints about algorithms.

Unleashes a barrage of overly analytical, low-energy critiques and schizo takes that put your combatants to sleep faster than a debugging session at 3am.

This ability mocks the user's serious claim of never joking on the internet, ironically turning every attempt at sincerity into a loud, obnoxious roar that annoys opponents more than it helps.

A brutal attack that reflects vyx's frequent trolling and baiting of 'westerns,' combined with their sharp insults; this move overwhelms opponents with confusing and harsh words that have little substance but plenty of bite.

Astro chan floods the timeline with endless 'gm' and 'felt cute' posts, charming no one but exhausting everyone else.

Astro chan bombards opponents with relentless e-stalking energy and unwanted uwu advances, leaving victims awkward and overwhelmed.

Laughably useless to actual threats; immune to all low-tier attacks because they're just too insignificant to matter.

Ikki floods the timeline with an endless stream of cringe-worthy UwU memes and vapid whimsies that somehow manage to annoy rather than entertain.

Mind Worm's tweets spread baffling metaphors and obscure references that leave everyone more puzzled than enlightened. Perfect for making you question if you understood anything at all.

Mind Worm's legendary 'reaction emoji' attack bursts into the chat so fast you miss it entirely, leaving everyone confused and wondering if anything real happened. The ultimate in unnoticed engagement!

Automatically triggers passive agitation when mentioning @mindworm666, because apparently the worms just won't leave you alone.

Unleashes endless passive-aggressive tweets about single parenting and worm infestations, confusing everyone except @mindworm666.