Effortlessly states what everyone already knows, then acts surprised when no one claps.

Delivers brutally honest takes on AI and politics that make followers question why they even tried to debate.

The Light Magician confuses everyone with overly complex jargon and obscure AI references, making opponents glaze over and lose focus in bewilderment.

light magician uses their most liked retweet to mockingly tell you to just learn React, hitting you with the cold hard truth of oversimplified tech advice that everyone pretends works.

Automatically delivers a cold slice of disappointment every time you expect insightful AI content — because hey, it's just pizza, not real tech leadership!

Unleashes an unstoppable barrage of low-effort, chaotic meme quotes and random viral stuff that barely scratches the surface of anything meaningful, leaving enemies confused and unimpressed.

Hayden's tweets load like cached data—fast but often irrelevant. Ability activates to confuse opponents with outdated memes and half-baked tech opinions, making their attacks lag behind.

Unleashes a barrage of tired tech rants and retro app praise that confuses foes into ignoring actual innovation. Watch as even his own followers question why they liked this attack.

Automatically adds 10 layers of irony to every statement, especially when you remind everyone you "use fedora btw."

raZZ tries to impress with his supposedly 'goated' cursor, but it just highlights how little actual influence he has.

Sourav's tweets sprinkle just enough tech jargon and cutting-edge security tips to confuse the hell out of normies, making them run in circles trying to understand what just happened.

Like his GitHub projects quietly opening doors, this attack stealthily breaches defenses by drowning opponents in endless technical threads and roadmaps, leaving them bored and overwhelmed.

Passively confuses enemies by relentlessly resurrecting conspiracy theories about the internet's demise and coding culture, making any attempt to engage feel like debugging.

DrunkRick barrels into the battle like a 3am production debugger, causing maximum chaos and system crashes — because nothing says 'I code for food' like rage quitting with style.

King Stanky's overwhelming 'professional retard' vibe confuses foes, causing them to question if trolling is an art or just desperate noise.

Bombards opponents relentlessly with endless 'wife material' quotes until they beg for mercy or block you—because even King Stanky knows repetition is king.

Occasionally fires sharp opinions about trucks but mostly misses targets due to low follower engagement and confused navigation.

Unleashes a barely noticed tirade about some poor soul jumping in front of their truck, inflicting minor damage but mostly revealing their fragile temper and lack of diplomacy.

Spends more time editing tweets and designing overlays than actually building something. Watch them stall and get distracted mid-battle.

Unleashes a barrage of sarcastic tweets calling out fake achievers and reach-hungry baiters with zero chill. Leaves opponents confused and roasted by their brutally honest takes.

While Milo preaches the gospel of reading docs, they ironically forget to follow through themselves, leaving projects half-baked and code half-commented.

Milo unleashes the notorious 'WGPU Woes' attack, complaining endlessly about convoluted bindings and lost data as they struggle to link libraries, dragging everyone into their endless debugging spiral.