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Akshat
@akshatbuilds
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 35
Ability: Code Whisperer
Akshat turns every half-baked project and low-attention span into a mysterious unshipped enigma, confusing everyone including himself.
Attack: Lowbie Launch
25
psyop
Akshat’s attempts at launching web apps come at the speed of a cautious coder, delivering minimal impact with underwhelming fanfare.
Weakness
drama
+15
Resistance
cringe
-10
Common
Card No. 00060
223 followers
121 following
#060
nanobie
Mickey (実樹)
@SincereMickey
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 20
Ability: Procrastination Prodigy
Mickey never quite finishes what they start, perfectly capturing the eternal struggle of 'I'll get to it eventually.'
Attack: Emo Exit
15
drama
Mickey (実樹) retreats from Twitter with a dramatic family crisis announcement, leaving followers hanging for a month or two – talk about commitment issues.
Weakness
drama
+10
Resistance
cringe
-5
Common
Card No. 00061
257 followers
299 following
#061
nanobie
Exo
@AugustusMorgen
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 100
Ability: Monetization Mystery
Despite having verified status and decent stats, Exo somehow earns zero dollars. This ability reflects their baffling monetization woes that even they can't comprehend.
Attack: Exo's Echo
45
psyop
Using their own tweets questioning earnings and platform glitches, Exo bombards the opponent with their endless confusion about monetization, echoing their frustration and helplessness.
Weakness
roast
+60
Resistance
psyop
-40
Uncommon
Card No. 00062
1857 followers
2705 following
#062
highbie
Jirachi (cosmic/acc)🌟🧠
@0xJirachi
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 100
Ability: Cosmic Chef's Irony
Jirachi cooks up tweets like gourmet dishes but somehow serves cold takes that leave followers hungry for substance.
Attack: Remilio Roast
45
roast
Jirachi's signature move involves flaming the 'uncancellable' Remilio clan with fiery sarcasm and 'original' stolen tweets, burning all credibility in the process.
Weakness
psyop
+60
Resistance
cringe
-50
Uncommon
Card No. 00063
1521 followers
943 following
#063
highbie
Antwon Kreed
@Antwon_Kreed
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 35
Ability: Keyboard Crusader
Unleashes relentless typing fury to correct internet injustices, but ironically alienates allies with brutal honesty.
Attack: Kreed's Content Burn
25
roast
Antwon Kreed incinerates foes by shamelessly calling out 'content thieves' and 'complete trash' without mercy. Watch your reputation crumble under this savage tweet storm!
Weakness
goon
+20
Resistance
roast
-15
Common
Card No. 00064
631 followers
459 following
#064
lowbie
Daniel Merja (gotogether.ai)
@danielmerja
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 100
Ability: Tech Bubble Burst
Daniel Merja unleashes an ironic burst of startup hype reality, popping any overinflated tech illusions around him with a weary glance and sarcastic commentary.
Attack: Late-30s Open Source Wonder
45
roast
Daniel drops painfully nostalgic takes about Linux and open source like he's the only 'magical' one who gets it, but mostly just makes everyone feel old and out-of-touch.
Weakness
drama
+50
Resistance
roast
-40
Uncommon
Card No. 00065
1942 followers
798 following
#065
highbie
Waozi (哇子)
@waozixyz
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 100
Ability: Kryon Compiles Confusion
Waozi's tweets constantly promise revolutionary tech fixes and reinventions, but somehow just end up compiling a jumbled mess of vague slogans and cryptic one-liners.
Attack: Waozi's Code Dump
50
psyop
Unleashes a barrage of obscure tech jargon and underwhelming project updates that leave the opponent baffled and bored, just like Waozi's cryptic timeline.
Weakness
roast
+60
Resistance
psyop
-30
Uncommon
Card No. 00066
1020 followers
669 following
#066
highbie
丂丨几ㄒ
@saintsintter
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 30
Ability: Cemetery Self-Promotion
Boosts their presence by endlessly retweeting popular posts, because original content is scary and overrated.
Attack: RT-Rage by 丂丨几ㄒ
20
cringe
Unleashes a barrage of retweets to flood the feed with recycled hype, masking the lack of own voice and creativity.
Weakness
roast
+15
Resistance
cringe
-10
Common
Card No. 00067
474 followers
3737 following
#067
lowbie
hushhh
@huhshal
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 35
Ability: Engineer’s Exhaustion
This ability lets hushhh mute all notifications for a turn due to their legendary tiredness from juggling engineering and Twitter drama.
Attack: Hushhh’s Spamming Spree
25
psyop
Unleashes a barrage of poorly received retweets and confusing mixed posts that confuse followers and cause mass disengagement — all while boasting about their engineering hustle.
Weakness
roast
+15
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00068
440 followers
245 following
#068
lowbie
SHANE 🇺🇸
@StartupLover69
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 35
Ability: JIRA Dodger
Automatically dodges all responsibilities related to JIRA tickets, because who actually wants to do their work?
Attack: Consistency Crisis
20
cringe
A weak punch of endless posting without a single viral hit, proving SHANE is the king of mediocrity and can't catch a break no matter how hard he tries.
Weakness
roast
+25
Resistance
cringe
-15
Common
Card No. 00069
402 followers
48 following
#069
lowbie
alcuin ❄️
@scheminglunatic
tpotmon.com
ULTRABIE
HP 130
Ability: Immutable Laziness
Alcuin's pure and immutable laziness makes them resist any attempt at productivity or urgency, shrugging off tasks like a pro procrastinator immune to deadlines.
Attack: Scheming Spambot
65
psyop
alcuin ❄️ floods your timeline with a chaotic barrage of cryptic hashtags, obscure memes, and hyperfixation rants that confuse and bore their followers into submission.
Weakness
roast
+70
Resistance
psyop
-60
Rare
Card No. 00070
5399 followers
1162 following
#070
ultrabie
MEGABIE
HP
180
HSVSphere
Unbudging Orb of Opinions
HSVSphere's colorful sphere shines so brightly it blinds anyone attempting to change its mind, ensuring its grudge-fueled stances remain forever locked in place — debate is futile here.
Yacine Hire Wire
110
HSVSphere drops the bombshell that 'Yacine is actually going to get hired by cluely,' striking with the smugness of insider gossip that nobody asked for — talk about a desperate flex, HSVSphere.
+90
-80
#071
NOT AVAILABLE
IN BOOSTER PACKS
#071
megabie
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