Automatically blocks all attempts to take life advice seriously, because Marty is just a 'regular dude' who knows best despite being a systems admin and a dad with random half-baked life thoughts.

Unleashes a relentless barrage of 'skin to skin naps' and digital child abuse jokes, confusing opponents with his chaotic parenting and internet rants.

Aditya's obsession with Jeera and Dhaniya confuses opponents, making them question if they're fighting a real threat or just a spice enthusiast lost in herbs.

Aditya❄️ unloads a barrage of low-impact retweets and random anime recommendations that barely register, proving his influence is mostly noise with no bite.

Expert crypto sniper? More like blind firing into the moon. Accuracy guaranteed to miss every target!

Deploys a cringe-filled barrage of government meme hype that barely floats, dragging down any chance of serious crypto respect.

Ranju delays all moves each turn by contemplating life, tech, and memes, powered by a flat white and endless procrastination. Watch as battles slow to a caffeinated crawl.

Ranju unleashes a barely amusing tech meme that gets awkwardly appreciated by only a niche crowd. It’s as underwhelming as his highest 𝕏 payout brag.

scri₿e's tweets confuse more than clarify, turning every post into an exercise in deciphering half-baked ideas and questionable takes.

Delivers barely researched, oddly phrased hot takes that confuse followers and cause immediate eye rolls.

Shiro's attention jumps from topic to topic with lightning speed, making it impossible for anyone to pin down a consistent narrative—because even they don't know what's coming next.

Shiro unleashes a barrage of massively over-retweeted and viral posts, pretending they're original insights while actually just riding others' waves. Pure recycling power!

HankdogCreations bombards your feed with AI-generated art at every chance, flooding your timeline so you can't escape the relentless grind of mediocre masterpieces.

HankdogCreations smothers you with an endless barrage of waifu AI art, hoping you'll drown in the sea of uninspired digital crushes. Good luck surviving this cute but chaotic onslaught.

beckett‼️ shines a glaring light on every minor misstep, reminding everyone that EVERYTHING is a skill issue — except their own.

beckett‼️ drops the ultimate 'don’t hate me cause I’m the rizzler' line, charming absolutely nobody and roasting their own credibility in the process.

Tai Groot's eternal devotion to Pepe collectibles somehow grants immunity to originality, making every post a retread of internet memes and developer in-jokes.

Tai Groot spam-retweets so much that you forget whether you’re following an individual or a curated meme board. The attack overwhelms with recycled content and low-effort banter.

This ability ironically lets Tristan Ross pretend his UNIX pipe workflows are actually streamlining his Twitter presence, while in reality no one's really watching the flow.

Unleashes a torrent of cat images and obscure tech tweets that only fellow nerds pretend to understand, confusing everyone else into submission. Tristan Ross tries to be the cat whisperer of tech, but it's mostly just a hiss.

Kalyan's ability to disappear until 'doing what's needed' means they can dodge most attacks by vanishing just when things get tough, proving that invisibility is their real power.

Hits you with a weak but persistent barrage of low-engagement existential intern posts and cryptic tech references that leave you questioning why you even looked at their feed.

Sacrificial Pancakes' mind processes so much data it ironically confuses even itself, causing occasional logic dips and token-burning delays.

Sacrificial Pancakes slams opponents with over-shared hot takes and retweets that claim to enlighten but mostly just flood the feed — watch your timeline drown.