King Stanky

Ability: Aura Overload

King Stanky's overwhelming 'professional retard' vibe confuses foes, causing them to question if trolling is an art or just desperate noise.

Attack: Wife Material Spam

Bombards opponents relentlessly with endless 'wife material' quotes until they beg for mercy or block you—because even King Stanky knows repetition is king.

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Card Analysis

King Stanky's highbie tier and steady follower base give him solid HP but not top-tier. His ability mocks his self-proclaimed 'professional retard' persona and aura overload, ironically highlighting his chaotic online 'energy.' The signature attack is drawn from his incessant 'wife material' meme quoting, a cringe-worthy tactic that overwhelms but lacks subtlety. His weakness to 'roast' fits his vulnerability to sharp criticism, while his resistance to 'cringe' acknowledges his seasoned tolerance of awkward, repetitive content. No furry or other niche types apply since his content is mostly sarcastic memes and personal commentary, with no animal or queer themes.