atulit's ability to randomly drop startup and tech jargon leaves opponents confused and marveling at buzzwords they barely understand.

atulit's signature move hits hard with a barrage of cryptic tech buzz and sudden existential questions about quantum fields and neural networks, leaving foes baffled and overwhelmed by the intellectual chaos.

Accidentally overthinks the simplest tweet and confuses everyone, including themselves.

deep tries to connect unrelated topics like a college student cramming last minute, but ends up just confusing the timeline and boring followers.

This user miraculously finds bugs and glitches everywhere, complaining loudly as if the entire internet depends on their sanity surviving platform malfunctions.

Unleashes a barrage of bitter rants about broken apps and support failures, driving everyone away with his relentless tech grumbling.

Joey's ability to remain a professional hikikomori means every time they try to engage, they somehow end up napping instead, wasting everyone's time ironically.

Joey's signature move involves ambushing opponents with relentless sleepy cuddles they claim are 'funsize champions'. Spoiler: you're more likely to doze off than fight back.

Tries so hard to achieve flow state but ends up tweeting about everything else. Concentration level: non-existent.

Unleashes a barrage of tweets begging for tips on impulse control while ironically flooding the timeline with distractions. DJ does a great job showing how NOT to focus.

Automatically claims to be solving any problem within an hour, but ironically never shows the app. All hail the 9x hackathon 'winner' who probably just reuses code snippets.

Ngv flexes by loudly announcing his hackathon wins and AI endeavors, but the only real achievement is how consistently he retweets others’ viral content to pretend he’s relevant.

Every time P.E. Cooper tries to pivot, confusion and misguided hype spreads among allies and foes alike, leaving everyone unsure if it's genius or just another 'pivot'.

P.E. Cooper slams you with a barrage of AI Meme pitches and awkward startup flexes, draining your will to resist viral mediocrity. Get ready to cringe at 'just trying to run an honest startup'.

This ability perfectly embodies an account that posts just for the sake of posting, without any real content or impact — ironically, 'dumb' indeed.

Unleashes a barrage of meaningless tweets that flood timelines with pointless noise, showcasing giofy's mastery in saying nothing valuable while trying to sound deep.

Automatically turns all your epic knight and demon art into confusing visions no one asked for, leaving followers wondering if they're hungry or haunted.

Spam 'Good morning X' posts with art so often even your own followers wish you'd sleep in. The relentless morning greetings confuse the timeline and bore opponents to tears.

Claims to be the sole author of all posts, but secretly wishes for a collaborator to fix their chaotic digital life.

Uses massive humblebrags about new jobs and high follower counts to inflate their fragile ego while ignoring actual productivity.

FAZZULOUS amplifies every retweet and meme until their timeline becomes a never-ending echo chamber of other people's content, ensuring original thoughts are lost in the void.

FAZZULOUS bombards with relentless retweets mostly consisting of popular clips and memes, showing all their mad skillz lie in copy-pasting others' viral hits rather than original content.

Every tweet attempts to ascend to godhood but somehow lands in cringe territory instead. Gains +5 sarcasm when preaching how to fix the world while ignoring basic social cues.

Unleashes a barrage of self-righteous takes on masculinity, anger, and user interface design that nobody asked for. Hits hard with edgy 'fix the world' opinions that mostly just annoy.