Aryan Zutshi's constant grind to improve code ironically causes more bugs, slowing down progress with endless patches and tweaks.

Aryan Zutshi overwhelms opponents with relentless 'grind hard' tweets and developer updates that promise much but achieve little, exhausting enemies with his meager social traction.

jawDroppuh gains infinite wisdom from monitoring every trivial situation, yet somehow still loses all drafts when changing passwords. Confusion guaranteed.

jawDroppuh floods the battlefield with endless pics of his 1-year-old’s plates, weaponizing cuteness to distract and bore opponents into submission. Utterly predictable and slightly nauseating.

Fléurdelys uses their heart condition as an excuse to live life in virtual reality, dodging real-world responsibilities with a VR headset firmly strapped on.

Fléurdelys ambushes opponents with their stealthy leaf-eating posts from VRChat, confusing the uninitiated with awkward animal cosplay and quirkiness.

andrewyu speeds through tweets with endless enthusiasm, ironically leaving everyone wondering if he forgot to slow down and breathe.

andrewyu hurls his infamous 'strategic naivete' meme attack, tricking himself into thinking doing hard things is just easy work, confusing opponents with his optimistic delusions.

Automatically procrastinates and distracts opponents by broadcasting endless motivational quotes and vague life advice.

Throws half-hearted inspirational tweets that confuse more than motivate, leaving everyone wondering if he's a guru or just lost.

As a self-proclaimed generalist and engineer-physician hybrid, this ability lets asuran shuffle through diverse topics but fail to stick a landing, confusing opponents and himself.

asuran's favorite move: flooding the field with endless retweets, claiming relevance while contributing zero original fire. Watch your defenses drain as his identity disappears behind others' voices.

Annoys opponents by spamming useless notifications nobody asked for, feeling important with every ping but delivering zero impact.

Uses their obsession with Rust memes and random quirky posts to confuse and bore opponents into submission. 'Builds' hype but ultimately leaves everyone puzzled and unimpressed.

ULTRA/MAGIC's tweets come with the unassailable authority of formal proofs, but ironically, their biting sarcasm can't shield them from being blocked by the very folks they love to mock.

ULTRA/MAGIC unleashes a scathing takedown of losers and evil philosophies, glittering with academic jargon and zero self-awareness.

Automatically dismisses any argument with a meme, regardless of its relevance or sense, proving logic is just a suggestion.

special k bombards you with dank memes and relentless sarcasm, obliterating your will to argue with confusing code snippets and pointless rants about dev life. Your brain is left buffering indefinitely.

Generates so many overlapping theories about PHP and WASM that no one can actually understand what he is trying to do, confusing friends and foes alike.

Formerly Rule 11 flexes about not needing money while clearly begging for attention with delusional hype tweets and over-the-top boasts about robots and fresh wheels. Absolute cringe for his own hype train.