Ranju

Ability: Procrastinate & Chill

Ranju delays all moves each turn by contemplating life, tech, and memes, powered by a flat white and endless procrastination. Watch as battles slow to a caffeinated crawl.

Attack: Mediocre Meme Drop

Ranju unleashes a barely amusing tech meme that gets awkwardly appreciated by only a niche crowd. It’s as underwhelming as his highest 𝕏 payout brag.

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Card Analysis

Ranju's highbie tier suggests solid health but not ultra dominance, hence 100 HP. His ability mocks the eternal procrastination fueled by coffee and tech-brained humor, reflecting his profile and tweets of mixed tech musings and memes. The attack, 'Mediocre Meme Drop,' is a jab at his underwhelming viral content and frequent tech jokes that fail to impress broadly, placing it in cringe type with moderate damage. He resists cringe attacks, showing his tolerance to awkwardness, but has weakness to roast type, which targets sharp, biting commentary, perfect for countering his meme-heavy, procrastination-forward style.