Panic! at the Costco

Ability: Engineer’s Eternal Beta

Always 'locked in' on dev mode but ironically never ships polished work; constantly updates but fixates on the next patch while ignoring real social engagement.

Attack: Panic! at the PR

Panic! at the Costco unleashes his signature attack mocking his epic meltdown when a manager reviews his week-long feature coding effort — all that intensity for a passive-aggressive internal update!

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Card Analysis

Given the user is a 'bumbersnatch engineer' with a modest following and a nanobie tier, their HP is low. The ability humorously reflects their self-professed 'dev mode' obsession and infrequent activity, poking fun at their lack of social engagement despite tech zeal. The attack is derived from a notable tweet about their nervousness during code review, perfect for a roast type jab. Weakness to roast type makes sense since sharp critiques hit them hardest, but they resist psyop type due to their technical savvy and clarity. No animal/furry content found; no thirst or drama dominance observed, so roast and pysop focus fits the profile well for diversity and accuracy.