Kuromi Boi e/acc constantly accelerates their shitposting speed, spamming crypto hype and personal moods faster than anyone can read, leaving followers overwhelmed and mildly annoyed.

Spams retweets and repetitive fanboy tweets about Elon, Trump, and Tulsi, amplifying cringe and making everyone question why they even follow this account.

h.py calmly insists on uniqueness with a zen-like 'be you' mantra, ironically silencing any real conversation or originality on their feed.

h.py's signature move of flooding timelines with repetitive good morning posts and vague motivational quotes that inspire absolutely nothing but eye-rolls.

Automatically blocks out any criticism of the Leafs to preserve fragile fandom ego.

Pauly unleashes a barrage of bitter hot takes on his own favourite team with extra salt, guaranteed to lower team morale and annoy everyone who actually enjoys hockey.

Temujin casts a spell of vague profundity, leaving followers dazzled by cryptic insights that 'change nothing but your mind.'

Temujin floods the timeline with endless tech jargon and AI obsessions, confusing and exhausting opponents faster than you can say 'Where is Grok 3.5?'.

Jacob can endure 30-hour coding marathons, but ironically, his sanity meter drains faster than his caffeine supply.

Jacob floods your timeline with retweets, mostly tech hype and AI fanboying, hitting you with a relentless barrage of overhyped innovation noise that leaves you wondering if he builds or just shares.

Unleashes cryptic wisdom and mystical jargon that confuses opponents more than it enlightens, because who really knows what this guy is trying to say?

𝕊𝕖𝕥𝕙 “The Surge” 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓸𝓷 bombards you with incomprehensible tweets about divine souls, time travel, and existential crises—leaving everyone bewildered and wondering if he even understands himself.

Generates controversy effortlessly by dragging every conversation into conspiracy theories and edgy statements, ensuring no peaceful interaction survives.

Unleashes a barrage of offensive, conspiratorial tweets that alienate and provoke, demonstrating Barron's unrivaled talent for making an impact by offending everyone equally.

Activates uncontrollable goo goo gaa gaa moments that confuse and annoy opponents, making serious strategy nearly impossible.

Unleashes a barrage of awkwardly captioned baby-themed memes demanding followers and attention, resulting in cringe-level damage to anyone forced to endure it.

Automatically retweets others' popular posts to appear active while contributing nothing original, draining teammates' creativity slowly.

Echoes popular retweets like a broken record, hoping someone mistakes noise for influence. Still, originality remains MIA.

Ilya’s ability to tirelessly troubleshoot and analyze every little issue means he never truly crashes — he just loops in log files endlessly, confusing anyone trying to pin him down.

Unleashes a barrage of overly detailed cooking updates that neither you nor anyone else asked for, because why stop at software when you can bore with culinary exploits too?

Ian Pritchard's perfect muscle repairs somehow forget how to work after 1000 cycles, causing his creations to unexpectedly 'fail' just when he thinks he’s nailed it.

Ian Pritchard (anthro/acc) tries to flex his bio-inspired humanoids but ends up unleashing awkward mechanical muscles that leak and glitch under pressure, showcasing his failure to truly mimic flesh.