͏Alps͏@alpayshtpotmon.comHIGHBIEHP 90Ability: Private Builder Syndrome
Pretends to be working in secret but loudly broadcasts half-baked thoughts and notes to the public, confusing friends and foes alike.
Attack: Alps' Retarded Timeline45psyop
Slams opponents with a blunt declaration that we’re all living in the dumbest timeline ever, leaving zero room for optimism or nuance. Perfect for killing any vibe.
Weaknessroast+40Resistancepsyop-35UncommonCard No. 002961997 followers1402 following

͏Alps͏

@alpaysh

HIGHBIE
Uncommon
✓ Verified
HP
90
Attack Damage
45

Ability: Private Builder Syndrome

Pretends to be working in secret but loudly broadcasts half-baked thoughts and notes to the public, confusing friends and foes alike.

Attack: Alps' Retarded Timeline

Slams opponents with a blunt declaration that we’re all living in the dumbest timeline ever, leaving zero room for optimism or nuance. Perfect for killing any vibe.

Type: psyop

Weakness

roast (+40)

Resistance

psyop (-35)

Social Stats

Followers
1,997
Following
1,402

Card Analysis

Alps is a highbie user who posts a lot of introspective, cryptic, and somewhat sarcastic content, often questioning reality and sharing chaotic or confusing thoughts. This makes a psyop attack type fitting, especially with their ironic 'retarded timeline' phrase showing they lean into dark, confusing narrative vibes. Their ability mocks their own habit of paradoxically building 'in private' while oversharing publicly, creating an ironic cognitive dissonance. Their attack damage is moderate reflecting decent engagement but not mega-popularity. They resist psyop due to their familiarity with confusing or manipulative discourse but are weak to roast attacks that criticize and expose their ironic posting style. There's no furry or LGBTQ+ content, so those types are not needed. The card’s hit points fall into the mid-range for a highbie tier user with moderate influence and activity. The description also notes the use of some image posts and memes, but the account's vibe is primarily mind-game and introspective sarcasm, suited for psyop and roast interplay.