Volty ⚡︎ shocks his followers with unpredictable bursts of enthusiasm and coding hype, then pretends it's all just a casual vibe. Watch out for the sudden surge — totally not chaotic, he swears.

Volty ⚡︎ unleashes a rage-fueled rant about his disastrous internship fail that pulled in an embarrassingly massive crowd, roasting both himself and the platform's randomness in the process.

Automatically pauses all chaotic notifications and demands attention when newborn chaos erupts, ironically failing to debug the real-life bugs of sleepless nights.

Ethan Kael unleashes a relentless stream of indie dev hustle and newborn dad multitasking, overwhelming opponents with his exhaustion and half-finished prototypes that crash at the worst moments.

Automatically tries to fix everything with code, even when nobody asked for it. Because why have simple when you can complicate?

crodar🍞 unleashes relentless tech jargon and coding tips that confuse and bore the enemy, winning no friends in the process.

teflon's ability to dabble in everything but master nothing causes all attacks to have a 10% chance to fizzle out due to lack of focus.

teflon barely writes original content, instead slobbering over other people’s viral takes to desperately hitch a ride on their clout train.

Automatically retweets deep, vague quotes like a mindless echo chamber. Originality sold separately.

a little bit of this and a little bit of that overwhelms you with a tsunami of retweets, drowning out any original thought you had.

Pretends to know what they're doing but still ends up lost in the tweets, leaving followers just as clueless.

Throws out random deleted file memes and confusion posts, making you wonder if they even know what they're sharing.

Chay's world revolves around being 'busy' with engineering and crypto hustle. This ability turns their busy signals into static, blurring their focus into a cute mess that barely sticks.

Chay tries to juggle AI, crypto, and product launches at once, but this attack just confuses everyone with vague buzzwords and 'hyped' tech dreams – a classic 'talk big, deliver meh' strike.

Raiku's ability locks down your code with endless nitpicks and 'best practices' lectures, freezing your progress while pretending to help.

Unleashes a relentless barrage of sarcastic developer hot takes and 'I told you so' moments that crash your confidence and leave your code in infinite loops of doubt.

Reflects on programming logic endlessly, causing BurnZeZ to get stuck in infinite loops of self-analysis instead of taking action.

BurnZeZ launches a barrage of cryptic programming rants and sleepy memes that confuse and bore opponents, making them question why they even cared about this account in the first place.

Automatically sprinkles dad humor to deflect serious game dev discussions, ensuring no one takes anything too seriously — including himself.

Nick's legendary pizza photo attack blinds opponents with mouthwatering mediocrity and relentless casual bragging about local eats.

Summons an endless stream of passive-aggressive programming retweets that quietly undermine confidence while pretending to be humble.

Unleashes brutally sarcastic tech commentary and college struggles with a side of caffeine addiction that hits your self-esteem harder than a .bat file on Linux.