SHANE 🇺🇸

Ability: JIRA Dodger

Automatically dodges all responsibilities related to JIRA tickets, because who actually wants to do their work?

Attack: Consistency Crisis

A weak punch of endless posting without a single viral hit, proving SHANE is the king of mediocrity and can't catch a break no matter how hard he tries.

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Card Analysis

SHANE is a lowbie-tier user with modest follower counts and engagement, posting consistent but unremarkable tweets mostly about startups, tech, and self-improvement. The profile and tweets show a self-aware, somewhat sarcastic tone with no animal or furry content, so furry type is omitted. Ability jabs at his claim of dodging JIRA tickets, highlighting lazy avoidance. The attack mocks his unremarkable social presence and repeated attempts without viral success, thus cringe type fits best. Weakness is roast since sharp criticism can bite through his thin online presence, while he resists cringe because he embodies it. Overall the card reflects a low-tier tech bro posting style, modest influence, and ironic self-deprecation.