Replied to Elon

Flip a coin. Heads: draw 2 cards. Tails: discard your hand.

Elon liked your post. For real. RIP.

Hot Take

Choose: gain +30 attack this turn, or lose 20 HP permanently.

Everyone's mad, but you're trending.

Who Asked?

Negate a passive ability this turn.

No one. Literally no one.

Threads User Detected

Force a player to discard their highest-tier card.

Don't worry, they're not coming back.

I still think about this

The next time you attack with the same card, add +20 damage. This effect can only be used once per card per game.

Some tweets never leave your mind. Neither do their consequences.

Locked In

This card can attack twice next turn. If it attacks twice, it cannot act the following turn.

Tunnel vision. No distractions. Only posts.

Monk Mode

Skip your next turn. Restore 20 HP and draw 1 card.

You logged out to log in.

Copium

Restore 10 HP. Gain no EP next turn.

You didn’t lose. You’re just misunderstood.

Twitter Virus

Mark a card as infected. Each time it replies or engages, there’s a 1 in 3 chance the engaging card becomes infected too. Infected cards have their attacks negated.

It started with a single reply. Now the timeline is unusable.

Grok Is This True?

Reveal your opponent's hand. If any card was played this turn, cancel its effect.

Nothing escapes the watchful eye of the Grok. Especially not misinformation.

White Pilled

User is permanently banned for 'inauthentic behavior.' There is no option to appeal. Remove the user’s card from play.

Algo won't share your content? You can't share it either.

Creator Depression

Target card's attack power is reduced by 50% this turn, 25% next turn, and 10% the turn after. Then the effect ends. Triggered by sudden demonetization with no reason given and no reply from appeal.

No strikes. No warnings. Just vibes and silence.