Tweet Not Sent

Negate an attack from a Highbie or lower due to phone connection issues.

The tweet was a banger... in another timeline.

Muted!!!!

Select an opponent's card and a card on your field. The opponent's selected card cannot attack your selected card.

Muted and moved on.

Tier List

Bait moots into commenting. Gain 1 EP for each unique comment.

S-tier engagement farming.

Gifted Premium

Lowbie gains permanent +10 attack.

Thanks mysterious benefactor.

X Jail

Target card cannot follow, like, or bookmark for 3 turns.

Violation of community standards.

Fired from Job

This card can attack twice in one turn.

No boss. No filter.

Post Startup Idea

Deal 10 damage. If opponent has more followers, deal +10.

What if dogs had LinkedIn?

Face Dox Fail

No effect. Just awkward silence.

This is who you were arguing with.

RAGE BAIT

Deal +20 damage, but take 20 self-damage.

You knew what you were doing.

Horny Jail

Card cannot attack next turn. Distracted by browsing.

Bonk.

How My Email Finds You

Draw 1 card. If card is an action, play it immediately.

I hope this message finds you well...

Spam Filtered

Negate an attack or action that failed to go through.

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