Ian Pritchard (anthro/acc)

Ability: Muscle Memory Malfunction

Ian Pritchard's perfect muscle repairs somehow forget how to work after 1000 cycles, causing his creations to unexpectedly 'fail' just when he thinks he’s nailed it.

Attack: Anthro-Not-So-Bio

Ian Pritchard (anthro/acc) tries to flex his bio-inspired humanoids but ends up unleashing awkward mechanical muscles that leak and glitch under pressure, showcasing his failure to truly mimic flesh.

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Card Analysis

The card’s hitpoints are set moderately high (95) for a highbie tier to reflect Ian's steady progress and decent engagement. "Muscle Memory Malfunction" ironically jabs at his repeated muscle tests and frequent leaks, a sarcastic nod to his ongoing struggles despite his engineering attempts. The attack "Anthro-Not-So-Bio" mocks his bio-inspired 'muscle' projects that leak or fail, linking directly to his behavior of posting about artificial muscle tests — it's a furry type due to his anthro and humanoid bioengineering theme visible in profile and tweets. Weakness to 'roast' aligns with his openness to critique from a technical crowd who might tear down engineering fails, while resistance to 'cringe' reflects his generally professional and technical tone that avoids embarrassing posts. Overall, the card captures Ian’s bio-robotics passion with a teasing tone highlighting his persistent troubleshooting and anthro focus.