✰λster✰ applies relentless coding snobbery, boosting confidence but causing occasional social awkwardness and condescending remarks about 'real programmers'.

Unleashes a brutal roast inspired by ✰λster✰'s tweet about pulling a fibonacci function out of nowhere in interviews — complete with confusion and second guessing from all foes.

Automatically brags about building cutting-edge AI and crypto projects, while ironically ignoring how niche it all sounds to normal humans.

Unleashes a barrage of self-promotion about obscure generative media tools and crypto-grade startups that only 5,000 people understand, leaving everyone else confused and unimpressed.

While AFK until mid July, this card randomly ignores opponent attacks citing 'founder duties' and profound detachment from reality.

Can Vardar’s favorite Linux nostalgia attack deals self-inflicted frustration damage after glorifying the inevitable return to Ubuntu; a painfully relatable tech tantrum.

WaifuDev's tweets create a paradoxical aura that promises connection but delivers isolation, confusing opponents who expect camaraderie but get solitude instead.

WaifuDev floods the arena with endless retweets and ironic anime flair, overwhelming foes with repetitive content and a desperate cry for relevance.

Rafa Schwinger’s posts collapse under their own uncertainty, forcing a rebuild of his own logic every time he tweets.

Rafa Schwinger floods the battle with so many esoteric physics and philosophical theories that no one understands what’s going on, leaving his foes confused and bored.

Despite boasting a high-profile follower list, hibakod sarcastically refuses to leverage any of it or provide valuable content, wasting all that potential with endless shitposting.

Unleashes a barrage of underwhelming 'insights' and self-deprecating shitposts that try to look clever but mostly make you question your timeline's lifespan. Watch as hibakod battles their own hype and loses every time.

Automatically 'debugs' any conversation by throwing a random M&A buzzword and pretending it's insightful, confusing everyone including themselves.

Delivers a searing barrage of sarcastic tech and finance takes so undercooked even their own followers cringe, brought to you by retarded online 🇻🇦.

Djcows prides itself on being permanently online, yet somehow blames the internet for their own scattered brainrot — a true master of deflecting responsibility while standing still.

Inspired by Djcows’ viral ‘🔫s out for yacine’ tweet, this attack tries to mourn a friend but mostly shoots blanks—leaving everyone confused and uneasy.

Kion's ability to flood the battlefield with so much self-proclaimed cringe that opponents become too embarrassed to attack effectively.

Unleashes a barrage of painfully awkward memes and relentless self-deprecation, leaving foes questioning why they even engaged with Kion in the first place.