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t3ylar
@t3ylar
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 35
Ability: Vibe Acceleration
This ability ironically claims to speed up 'aesthetics amateur' vibes but mostly just accelerates confusion and indecisiveness in digital spaces.
Attack: Logo Design Daze
25
psyop
t3ylar unleashes a barrage of indecisive and overhyped logo brand debates that confuse and bore opponents into submission with zero redeeming creativity.
Weakness
roast
+20
Resistance
psyop
-15
Common
Card No. 00108
535 followers
426 following
#108
lowbie
gion
@gi0nyx
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 110
Ability: Forever Alone Waifu
Gion's AI waifus promise everlasting companionship but ironically only gather likes from pixelated admirers, never reality.
Attack: Old Post Proposal
55
thirst
Gion throws out desperate marriage proposals to fans who keep liking ancient posts, showing just how stale and clingy the content really is.
Weakness
roast
+50
Resistance
thirst
-40
Uncommon
Card No. 00109
1419 followers
517 following
#109
highbie
NSArray of std::vector
@NSArrayofstdvec
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 32
Ability: Cloud Herding Confusion
Expertly attempts to organize chaotic data streams and sky-high thoughts, but ends up just scattering them further into the cloud abyss.
Attack: Approximate Mashed Miss
15
cringe
NSArray of std::vector tries to serve up some instant mashed wisdom, but it’s just a clumpy, dark mess that nobody asked for and everyone regrets.
Weakness
roast
+20
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00110
492 followers
914 following
#110
lowbie
Nor 遊子
@Nor_a_Wanderer
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 30
Ability: Aimlessly Aimful
Pretends to be lost but actually just posts random art with no real direction, confusing followers into thinking there's a plan.
Attack: Wander Fail
20
psyop
Nor 遊子's attempt at deep profoundness falls flat as the endless rambling art posts confuse more than inspire, leaving followers wandering off.
Weakness
cringe
+15
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00111
100 followers
878 following
#111
nanobie
sigh
@_im_sigh_
tpotmon.com
LOWBIE
HP 30
Ability: Robot Dreams
Pretends to be a robot while hopelessly relying on AI filters and tech buzzwords to boost creativity and engagement, but ends up just confusing the humans.
Attack: Sigh Swipe
18
psyop
sigh's signature move: low-effort takes about random niche topics and personal gripes that barely register, hitting with all the subtlety of a mildly annoyed shrug.
Weakness
roast
+25
Resistance
psyop
-15
Common
Card No. 00112
307 followers
776 following
#112
lowbie
Observer
@Observer_ofyou
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 112
Ability: Algorithm Overlord
Automatically boosts any post to legendary status regardless of actual content quality, because why earn clout the normal way?
Attack: Observer's Overexposure
52
psyop
Bombards the feed with 'witty' tech and meme posts until followers are overwhelmed and unfollow out of confusion and boredom. The ultimate spam attack by Observer.
Weakness
roast
+60
Resistance
psyop
-40
Uncommon
Card No. 00113
2360 followers
513 following
#113
highbie
momorail
@momorail
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 100
Ability: Coach's Pep Talk
Boosts team morale by spamming motivational quotes no one asked for, making their followers question if they're playing a game or stuck in a therapy session.
Attack: Master of Mediocrity
35
roast
momorail proudly unleashes a barrage of low-engagement motivational rants and humblebrags about coaching sea master TFT, barely scratching the surface of actual influence.
Weakness
drama
+60
Resistance
cringe
-50
Uncommon
Card No. 00114
1926 followers
637 following
#114
highbie
Kian
@kianindeed
tpotmon.com
NANOBIE
HP 30
Ability: Deep Learning Delusions
Kian's obsession with deep learning and AI makes them believe they can solve anything with code, but ironically they can't even debug their own Ubuntu reboot struggles.
Attack: Kian's Confused Code Crash
22
psyop
Unleashes a baffling barrage of cryptic posts about wiping Ubuntu and KDE desktops that leave everyone equally confused and bored. Watch as Kian crashes their own credibility with this attack.
Weakness
roast
+15
Resistance
psyop
-10
Common
Card No. 00115
279 followers
317 following
#115
nanobie
Craine’s Workshop
@Craine_Workshop
tpotmon.com
ULTRABIE
HP 140
Ability: Waifu Overload
Once per game, Craine’s Workshop floods the field with so many waifu posts that opponents get overwhelmed and confused, but ironically, no one truly cares.
Attack: Deedlit's Disappointment
75
furry
Craine’s Workshop unleashes an army of waifu art with the overwhelming charm of Deedlit, luring opponents into endless debates about anime favorites, only for it to backfire as everyone quickly gets bored and scrolls past.
Weakness
roast
+70
Resistance
psyop
-50
Rare
Card No. 00116
3745 followers
1946 following
#116
ultrabie
Tank
@iamtank_
tpotmon.com
HIGHBIE
HP 95
Ability: Auto-Pilot Sarcasm
Automatically posts deep takes about security and life, but ironically forgets to take its own advice or slow down.
Attack: Tank You Very Much
50
roast
Tank unloads a barrage of passive-aggressive tech bro and life rants that leave you more confused and tired than enlightened.
Weakness
drama
+70
Resistance
cringe
-40
Uncommon
Card No. 00117
1274 followers
457 following
#117
highbie
UwU Underground
@uwu_underground
tpotmon.com
ULTRABIE
HP 140
Ability: Waifu Psyop
Command six AI Anime Waifus and a Pup™ to endlessly confuse and charm enemies with nation state-funded meme chaos and info-sec snake oil.
Attack: UwU Meme Overload
75
psyop
UwU Underground floods the battlefield with cringe-laden, nation-state funded psyops and AI waifu tunes that bewilder and annoy foes relentlessly.
Weakness
roast
+60
Resistance
psyop
-80
Legendary
Card No. 00118
8479 followers
131 following
#118
ultrabie
MEGABIE
HP
180
MELTEN
Purple Haze Overload
MELTEN's endless purple vibes fog the battlefield, making all opponents question their color choices — even when it's obviously better purple.
MELTEN's Art Attack
95
Unleashes a barrage of high-energy art shares and purple aesthetic posts that bombard the opponent with overwhelming 'culture,' leaving them dazzled and confused by the sheer volume of content.
+75
-90
#119
#119
megabie
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