🧩Luna low iq gooner🧩@lunarnova_3tpotmon.comNANOBIEHP 35Ability: Gooner Procrastination
Luna excels at gooning around so hard she forgets any actual productivity exists, lowering her own effectiveness while spamming the timeline.
Attack: Goon Gone Wild25goon
🧩Luna low iq gooner🧩 unleashes an overwhelming barrage of chaotic retweets and pointless hype, dazzling nobody but herself and annoying everyone else.
Weaknessroast+30Resistancethirst-15CommonCard No. 0033825 followers267 following

🧩Luna low iq gooner🧩

@lunarnova_3

NANOBIE
Common
HP
35
Attack Damage
25

Ability: Gooner Procrastination

Luna excels at gooning around so hard she forgets any actual productivity exists, lowering her own effectiveness while spamming the timeline.

Attack: Goon Gone Wild

🧩Luna low iq gooner🧩 unleashes an overwhelming barrage of chaotic retweets and pointless hype, dazzling nobody but herself and annoying everyone else.

Type: goon

Weakness

roast (+30)

Resistance

thirst (-15)

Social Stats

Followers
25
Following
267

Card Analysis

Luna's 'gooner' persona and self-professed degeneracy make her a classic goon type with low tier hitpoints reflecting her common rarity and minimal followers. Her ability mocks her own admitted unproductiveness and chaotic social media behavior. Her main attack riffs off her most popular tweet being a chaotic retweet about voting for 'Power', which gained traction despite content quality. She resists thirst attacks due to her own provocative profile but is vulnerable to sharp roasts due to low social influence and goon overexposure.