🧩Luna low iq gooner🧩
@lunarnova_3
Ability: Gooner Procrastination
Luna excels at gooning around so hard she forgets any actual productivity exists, lowering her own effectiveness while spamming the timeline.
Attack: Goon Gone Wild
🧩Luna low iq gooner🧩 unleashes an overwhelming barrage of chaotic retweets and pointless hype, dazzling nobody but herself and annoying everyone else.
Weakness
roast (+30)
Resistance
thirst (-15)
Social Stats
Card Analysis
Luna's 'gooner' persona and self-professed degeneracy make her a classic goon type with low tier hitpoints reflecting her common rarity and minimal followers. Her ability mocks her own admitted unproductiveness and chaotic social media behavior. Her main attack riffs off her most popular tweet being a chaotic retweet about voting for 'Power', which gained traction despite content quality. She resists thirst attacks due to her own provocative profile but is vulnerable to sharp roasts due to low social influence and goon overexposure.