CrossProduct@crosstensortpotmon.comLOWBIEHP 35Ability: Open Sesame... Opens Nothing
CrossProduct claims to open sesame with machine learning, but all you get are locked doors and dead ends. An ability that ironically never delivers the breakthrough it promises.
Attack: CrossProduct Cascade22cringe
Spam retweets galore, bringing you the excitement of others’ thoughts but zero original flair. Watch as CrossProduct feasts on viral content while offering nothing new — the ultimate copy-paste attack.
Weaknessroast+25Resistancepsyop-15CommonCard No. 00135454 followers877 following

CrossProduct

@crosstensor

LOWBIE
Common
✓ Verified
HP
35
Attack Damage
22

Ability: Open Sesame... Opens Nothing

CrossProduct claims to open sesame with machine learning, but all you get are locked doors and dead ends. An ability that ironically never delivers the breakthrough it promises.

Attack: CrossProduct Cascade

Spam retweets galore, bringing you the excitement of others’ thoughts but zero original flair. Watch as CrossProduct feasts on viral content while offering nothing new — the ultimate copy-paste attack.

Type: cringe

Weakness

roast (+25)

Resistance

psyop (-15)

Social Stats

Followers
454
Following
877

Card Analysis

CrossProduct is a lowbie tier user with moderate hit points reflecting their beginner status. The ability mocks their self-proclaimed ML expertise and research group affiliation, highlighting the irony of having no real breakthroughs. Their main attack centers on their heavy reliance on retweets, many of which are viral but lack originality, making for a cringe-worthy spammy style. They're weak to roast-type attacks that criticize and call out their lack of originality. They resist psyop types, as their tech-savvy background likely makes them less susceptible to manipulation or confusing content. No furry or other thematic types were chosen since their content and profile lack animal or anthro imagery or references. The cover picture and profile picture portray a serious, artistic professional vibe but with no playful animal themes.