Frank who?
@xor_a_b
Ability: Trench Coat of Invisibility
Hides behind the mysterious guise of 'three raccoons in a trench coat,' making their online presence oddly elusive and cryptic, confusing would-be critics with quiet sarcasm.
Attack: Frankly Unimpressive
Unleashes Frank who?'s signature lethargic twitter energy, hitting foes with underwhelming updates and low-effort retweets that barely make a dent in the battle, perfectly embodying his meh vibe.
Weakness
furry (+25)
Resistance
cringe (-15)
Social Stats
Card Analysis
This user is a lowbie tier with low hit points reflecting their modest follower count and limited engagement. The profile picture and description of 'three raccoons in a trench coat' strongly suggest a sneaky, playful but elusive furry vibe, so assigning furry as a weakness counters their hidden nature. Their tweets reveal a tendency toward sardonic, low-impact posts, thus 'Frankly Unimpressive' is a fitting sarcastic attack drawn from their posting style, with cringe as the attack type because the content often reads as awkward or self-deprecating. Their ability ironically jabs at their anonymous, cryptic persona. They resist cringe since they seem accustomed to awkwardness and have some resilience to it, while their weakness is furry, a nod to their raccoon-themed identity. This setup highlights their unique style while roasting their low-energy social media presence.